Don't Blame Us for Windows 8's Slow Sales, PC Makers Say
My proposed new nickname for Windows 8: Windows Ate (My Homework). So many excuses. So little to be happy about.
My proposed nickname for OS X: OS Blecch
My proposed nickname for iOS 6: iOS Licks (It Up After I Look At You And Throw Up)
My proposed nickname for OS X Server: Old Ass-Sex Pervert
My proposed nickname for iLife: iHaveNoLifeAnymoreMyNameIsSteveJobs
My proposed nickname for Final Cut Pro X: Final Butt Pro Sex
My proposed nickname for Safari: Butt Safari
