April 2012
dog
bone
g one
o r
g one
do ne
boner
For absolutely no discernable reason I am going to have a quick Dresden Codak fanart contest. The reward: I will draw you something! I don’t know what it will be yet. Maybe I’ll draw you a duck, a dinosaur or Ed Harris (star of The Abyss Starring Ed Harris).
You have until 12am EDT TONIGHT to send me a picture! Send it via Tumblr or email it:
Don’t get all fancy since there’s not much time. I am doing this because I can and because it will be a fun thing. I will post the best one(s) here on my Tumblr, naturally.
Here it goes:

You have encountered A DOGE
Options:
PET DOGE
SNUGGLE DOGE
FEED DOGE
You have chosen PET DOGE
THE DOGE IS PLEASED
STUDY THE GUIDE TO HUMAN PHYSICAL TRAITS (APPENDIX 2.1) THOROUGHLY BEFORE WRITING THE PROGRAM FOR YOUR EARTH BODY. PLEASE NOTE: INEXPERIENCED PROGRAMMERS SHOULD CHOOSE EITHER MODEL 0-100▲ (MALE) OR MODEL 1-100▼ (FEMALE) AND TOGGLE SPECIFIC ATTRIBUTES VIA THE DROP DOWN MENUS PROVIDED.
AVOID OBJECTS THAT PRODUCE ACOUSTIC RESONANCE WITH THE METALS THAT COMPOSE YOUR INFRASTRUCTURE. KNOWN OFFENDERS INCLUDE: •TORNADO SIRENS •CERTAIN CAN OPENERS •THE SONG “AFRICA” BY TOTO
YOUR OBJECTIVES ARE AS FOLLOWS: •SECURE A WATER SAMPLE •CATALOG ALL MOODS •FIND THE TASTIEST FRUIT AND BRING ONE BACK SO THAT WE CAN ALL SHARE IT
GODSPEED, SOLDIER
Made a little Tumblr blog for me to practice Japanese. (Twitter too.)
I’m not sure how it will turn out. So far I’ve posted some classic haiku, and a few clumsily assembled sentences of my own.
